ohmigodohmigodohmigod. I could not watch this little brat on the red carpet without cringing. I could not watch her interviewing on the red carpet with her five packs a day work at a gas station and need to pay my child support voice of a 65 year old valley girl. She really is the worst. Every time I see her on tv my hopes for the future of girls die. Anyway, let's get to the dress.
Top was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too small, and my guess is that she might have recently gown a cup size or two (it happens) and she's TERRIFIED that a boob will pop out. A boob or two boobs, mind you. That can only explain her horrendous posture. That, or that she never got yelled at to stand up straight and so she stands around slouching. I bet she has terrible table maners and I bet shes one of those bratty teenagers that never says please and thank you. The botton of the dress is pretty, I will give her that, but the top looks like something my Grandmom would have worn in the 50's underneath her chemise. Completely innapropriate for a 17 year old. But then when you see her mother......
I mean, my mom looks just like that. She has long bleach blonde hair and the tan of someone who goes fake baking 4 times a week, and a face caked full of makeup that only the local hooker could love. Yeah, my mom looks just like that. AND my mom goes out clubbing and pAArtying with me. We totally roll like that.
I mean, this woman is more of a train-wreck than her 17 year old cheap looking daughter. Did she just take her stripper hair and pull it in a side ponytail the way I wear my hair when I am completely hungover and haven't showered in 2 days? I guess some mother daughter relationships are different. My mother spends her time trying to conceal her boobs as much as possible and wearing mom jeans where as Trish Cyrus tries to out-skank her own daughter. To each his own.
I'd like to imagine that Trish got WAAAAASTED and was hitting on all the young guys like Zac Efron and Taylor Lautner. Doesn't that image just melt your cold cold heart? It does mine!
p.s. if you're trying to loose some weight, watch this Miley Cyrus interview and I guarantee you will throw up your lunch.
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