Hey Boyfriend, where were you on Sunday night? I missed you! Oscar night was not the same without you in a tux. It's ok I forgive you, you just didn't know who to take because I was way too busy and important to go to the Oscars with you. Maybe next you I'll make room in my busy schedule. In the meantime, I'm just looking forward to your new movie that comes out this Friday that could either be horrendous or good (truthfully, I'm thinking it might be melodramatic and sappy which I hate but I'll forgive you). See boyfriend, I see you more in a romantic period drama, say, a Jane Austen remake or a World War II drama. Maybe even a medieval romance? You would look hot in chainmail. It's ok though, I'll give your new movie a chance. Even though I'm allready green with envy at Claire Littleton from Lost. In the meantime, take some Claritin D for your vagina allergy. Ok, have a great night darling. xoxo.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Oscar I miss you - Boyfriend Edition
Hey Boyfriend, where were you on Sunday night? I missed you! Oscar night was not the same without you in a tux. It's ok I forgive you, you just didn't know who to take because I was way too busy and important to go to the Oscars with you. Maybe next you I'll make room in my busy schedule. In the meantime, I'm just looking forward to your new movie that comes out this Friday that could either be horrendous or good (truthfully, I'm thinking it might be melodramatic and sappy which I hate but I'll forgive you). See boyfriend, I see you more in a romantic period drama, say, a Jane Austen remake or a World War II drama. Maybe even a medieval romance? You would look hot in chainmail. It's ok though, I'll give your new movie a chance. Even though I'm allready green with envy at Claire Littleton from Lost. In the meantime, take some Claritin D for your vagina allergy. Ok, have a great night darling. xoxo.
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