Hello, I'm beyond obsessed with this little number. I think it is so adorable yet sexy yet badass. Cute but at the same time vixen-y. The color just pops. What is it? Pink? like the prettiest boldest hot pink ever? Kstew's hair and make-up even look great. She's doing a kind of peaches and cream thing with her cheeks that looks so good, especially with this hot colored dress. The black pumps also work, if she had done a matching color shoe, it would have looked prom-y.
Kristen call pull this off. Almost. She has the top part down. She's pretty flat chested so she can pull something slightly risque off without looking like a porn star (which I have that problem, unfortunately), and she has great legs so the length (very very short) looks great. But it's slightly bunching in the middle - making her look like she has a beer gut, pregnant, or ate alot of spaghetti for lunch. I don't think she has any of these issues, so I'm going to go with - Kristen has a short torso. I have the same problem. Dresses always look stupid on me because I have no waistline, a short torso, and big boobs. I either look like a dumpy Polish immigrant, or a really cheap cocktail waitress at Larry Flint's Hustler Club. For example, here's this dress on the actual model during Fashion Week.
Hmmm...see Kris? No bunching. No gut. Well, maybe a little but it looks good because the model actually has a long torso - that bitch. It's a shame because I bet she does what I do. If I see a dress, I will just assume it looks good on me. I'll be like, it will look good on me, and if not, I'll loose 15 pounds in a week or so and then I can wear this. Swear to god I've done this with about 10 dresses and they are all still hanging in my closet waiting for those fifteen pounds to be shed. Any day now.
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