Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. How does she even stand up? I've always noticed she had long skinny legs on the hills but this outfit shows they are practically stilts. This reminds me of something mi Madre told me that rich Japanese women are getting surgery to lengthen the bones in their legs to make them taller. "Such a cruel race" as Bridget Jones' mom would say. I wonder if that will be on Jessica Simpson's new reality show?
Now, if she would only DYE HER FREAKING HAIR EITHER BROWN OR BLONDE! That irks me so much. She's rocking my natural hair color right now, and it's not pretty.
This is also a glorified morning after ensemble if I ever saw one. Heels, guys blazer, little dress (is it?) underneath.
And why is she wearing one of Ricky Riccardo's night club jackets from I Love Lucy? Ay Carumba! I guess the new trend is Cuban pre-revolutionary night club. That Whitney, such a trend setter.
Love the shoes but they don't go with her Morning After Accidentally Sleeping with Desi Arnez circa 1956 outfit.
But she has the blessing of Kelly Cutrone, Saint Don't Cry in the Office, so I totes respect her and would wear this to my next job interview.
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