The "Jo-Bro" are Painfully Lame

I hate hate hate the Jonas brothers. I'm sure they are all nice kids and what not, but I hate the Disney Virgin franchise that they have become. They are basically making all dead rockers spin in their grave. In order of uncoolness, it goes

Most Uncool: The oldest one who just got married to the New Jersey stylist (actually, that kinda gives him slightly more street cred because this chick was REALLY Jersey and a hair stylist, two of my favorite things).

More Uncool: Joe Jonas (i think he's the middle one...I'm not even going to look it up it's not worth my unemployed time, I could be doing better things like drinking more water).

Exhibit A Joe Jonas:

 The worst attempt at trying to look cool and coming out a tool. Hey that rhymes. How uncool of me!

Less Uncool than his brothers:
The youngest one I actually think is kind of adorable, like your little brother trying to be a cool rock star. I can't really say anything bad about him because what is he, like 5? Kindergartners get a free pass on this blog.

I mean look at him:

 

Awwww. I just want to pop in a Disney movie and make him Kraft Mac and Cheese for lunch. Youngest Jonas brother please make me your babysitter!