Oscars Butterface: Hilary Swank

Maybe I'm just jealous because if I wore that dress, I would be arrested. But let's please face the facts. Hilary Swank has one of the horsiest faces I have ever seen. Let's look at her roles: Boys Don't Cry (shudder shudder), Million Dollar Baby, and mostly recently, Amelia, which looked like a total piece of poop. She's not cast for playing pretty girls. I saw her in P.S. I love you and she was horrendous. She just does not pull off cute, pretty girl in the slightest. So why whip out the skankiest dress she could find?

Either:
A. Amelia was a big slap in the face and she realized she's actually not a good enough actress to play dowdy looking chicks. She's starting to think that sex sells. and by the looks of this dress girlfriend is selling it.

B. She does not want to be known as that manly looking chick anymore. She's so over her Boys Don't Cry days.

C. Hil dawg wants a boyfriend!!!!

In my mind, I'd like to think that she just wants a boyfriend and is going through the I still need to prove that I'm hot stage. Sadly, this dress does nothing for me but make me think that she is insecure. Which I never thought of Hilary Swank. Ugly, yes, insecure, no. And that makes me sad. Hollywood is a rough town ya'll.

That said, boy she has an amaaazing body. You go girl. Still a slutty dress, but at least you look great in it!

(haha, I just scrolled up and looked at this dress again. Expensive Russian prostitute is the phrase that came to mind on second inspection.)