Kate Gosslin is Scary

I kind of love the story of Kate Gosselin because it's fascinating. Sad, but fascinating. Like, could I write a powerful screenplay about a really nice normal girl who marries this kinda lame guy who she loves and then they can't conceive so they spend all their money on fertility treatment and end up having eight kids and get a tv show deal and then everything spirals out of control? A Shakespearean tragedy indeed.

I also think the Gosselin kids are a-d-o-r-a-b-l-e. The little ones. The two twin girls are spoiled brats, you can totally tell in the show. Of course I know it's child labor what they are doing to those poor kids when they have to recite lines to the camera, but I'm shallow enough that I think it's entertaining and I watch it. No shame.

However, look at Kate now:

Adore her bitch face. Like she's going to throw her cell phone at her assistant Naomi Cambell Style. She also thinks she's better than everyone. Love it. haha.

I mean, she looks great but she does not look like the mother of nine kiddos. My mom only had two kids and she would never come close to looking like that. Her hair is perfect. It's very Connecticut Housewife. I wonder if she's gold digging? I would if I were her. But she seems to love to work and loves to put her kids to work. Can't wait to see her on Dancing with the Stars. Something tells me she's going to really suck and they will kick her off early. She's also probably a pain to work with. Pity the dancer who gets her as a partner. I'm excited to watch the transformation of Kate Gosselin. Can't wait till she start's getting really obvious plastic surgery.

As for one of my favorite entertainer of 2009, John Gosselin, I haven't seen or heard from him lately. John where are you? Call me, I'm funemployed too! We can totally hang out and have tequila shot contests. I would win! I can get this cRuNkED too if I really put my mind to it.