George Clooney's Latest Ho is Trashy

George Clooney's latest "girlfriend" is trashy. She has an armband tatoo. AND you could see her thong through her oscar dress. Observe:

Man, I don't know, call me old fashioned, but I don't like my thong to show through my jeans let alone my oscar dress. I don't know, I hate thongs anyways. I just always picture trashy girls at clubs wearing thongs that stick out of their pants. If I were wearing this dress (well, I'd have to be wearing Spanx, duh) but I would really REALLY try not to have my trash box thong showing.