The Hills has been cancelled, and the Economy has once again killed another career dream of mine.

So they announced that this coming season of the Hills will be the last one. boom. done. dreams shattered. What will all my friends like Lo, Audrina, Justin-Bobby, Steph, Lisa Love (who is a real person, I found that out during one of my PR internships...I was like WOW she actually exists!) and Jen Bunny do now??? What about one of my favorite Hills stars, NANA!!

She was my fav. How can one go back to playing bingo and watching The Price is Right every day after experiencing the glamor and fame of The Hills? Cruelty to seniors.

But most importantly, did they not think about ME? Did they not know that one of my career fall back plans was to be featured character on the Hills? Once again, the economy has stepped in and killed me dreams. I would have been PERFECT for the Hills. Perfect. Here are my qualifications:

• Fake Blonde
• Love to shop
• Love to gossip
• Like to make nicknames for boys
• I like headbands
• I would be 100% down for plastic surgery if monetary funds allowed (which they would if I were making 75 grand an episode, hello). 
• I could do nothing but sit around playing solitare at a job all day
• I can gchat really intensely and make it look like I am hard at work (oh wait maybe that's the City)
• I know how to print labels (I'm looking at you Stephanie Pratt)
• I like Sushi
• I like sunbathing
• I can arrange clothes on a rack like no one's business. 
• I'm not that smart 
• I say like alot
• I can engage in pointless conversations with great enthusiasm
• I can date douchebags
• I can play X box with Spencer

SEE! God, I would be PERFECT on the Hills. I had it all planned out too. I was going to be Lo's friend from college (because unfortunately I did go to college, and that makes me a minority on the Hills, but so did Lo) and I would get into huge beef with Audrina because she would sleep with my fake boyfriend and she looks like a cross-eyed chipmunk and I would work as Kelly Cutrone's accountant at People's Revolution with Lauren and Whitney and we would go out all the time and go to lunch all the time and I would be Blonde Tan and Skinny and life would be wonderful. Oh yeah, also making 100 grand an episode, so like, my salary would be a bajillion dollars and I would take over the world with that money and find a cure for cellulite.

But no, dreams CRUSHED. Thanks alot MTV. Now looks like I need to focus on getting on More to Love Season 2 or Blind Date.

Man, I'm going to miss the Hills. Hearing "Unwritten" every Monday at 10 was such a big part of my college education. And I leave you with this: