Hey Suzy, I'm 23 and I still get carded. Maybe you should take some advice from me.
1. Please get botox. All over your face dearie.
2. Please dye your hair something to cover up the gray. A lovely shade of caramel perhaps? with highlights? Gray only looked good on Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada. You look like a Ukrainian Grandmother fresh off the boat.
3. Here is one of my favorite get fat quick meals. Whenever I'm feeling depressed, these are my solid go to picks. Gyro with fries and extra yogurt sauce. OR you could do a cheeseburger with fries with lettuce, tomato, fried onions, mushrooms, BACON and lots and lots of mayonnaise. Anyways, eat these two meals for a week and do not exercise. It's worked for me!
4. Do not show your shoulders.
5. Go tanning
Although these things may not be the healthiest choices, I think they would drastically improve this whole World War II famine look you've got going here. Call me if you want any more recipes for How to Gain Weight ASAP meals.
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