I feel like I am best friends with Lauren and suddenly we've just lost touch. That magical friendship just isn't there anymore. See, I grew up with Lauren. I started watching Laguna Beach DAY ONE and continued through the Hills to the very last episode she was on where she became the bigger woman and went to Heidi's wedding to her worst enemy and told Heidi she looked gorgeous (when she looked like a cheap version of Bridal Barbie, but that's a different day). I have always been a die-hard Team Lauren supporter. I just feel like she makes the mistakes and goes through the same shiz all us 20 something girls go through (except it's being filmed...and she was loaded to begin with...and she gets sweet internships without a college degree or anything, but whatever). I mean, she's dated assholes (we've all dated assholes), she's dated nice but boring guys (that random dude Doug who's now dating Paris Hilton...WTF?), she's had to go through losing her best friend to a guy she knew was a jerk (WE'VE ALL HAD FRIENDS WHO HAVE DATED LOSERS and we just had to deal with it, am I right????), she's had work dramz, she's had roomate drama (Audrina and Lo). I mean, everything she goes through I'm like, "Wow I TOTES identify" and I feel really close to her. Just how in a perfect world, I'd like to think Diane Kruger is sexy hot version of me, I'd like to think LC's life is like my life but with wayyyyy more money and a better job (haha A job) and in LA. And once the producers of the Hills brought back that skankbitchwhore Kristen to the show, I had to say, Audieu the Hills, from now on I am ONLY a City and Jersey Shore kind of girl.
Lauren, I owe you many things, including:
The Side Braid
High Wasted Pants
The phrase "You Know What You Did" and "Chinoisa-what?"
Wearing your jeans with the bottoms roled up once with Ballet flats
Headbands (Season 1, The Hills)
And you know I will be shopping her new line at Kohls...with all the money I'm making being unemployed and all.
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