Julie Cooper-Nichol
Ok duh I know she's not REAL...but she's still one of the greatest gold diggers of all time!
ha. ha. and HA. I watch their horrendous reality TV show. I have even read sTori Telling in it's entirety (ugh, I know). Tori Spelling is a sad soul. She seems like a genuinely sweet person. In truth, I think she is sweet because she always had to deal with her unfortunate face. She had to compromise her looks and be the nice sweet person who happens to be the daughter of Aaron Spelling. If she had a pretty face and a hot body (which she does have a good body, minus the wonky boob job), she could be the Queen Bitch and no one would say two words.
ANY-HOO....her book is actually pretty entertaining, especially everything about 90210 (according to Tori, the whole cast slept with each other and each other and vice versa and it all became extremely incestuous, much like a real group of friends. This makes me happy).
So Tori gets married to this really nice but kind of lame guy (he sounds like such a sweetheart in her book, Tori you BITCH). She meets "Dean" while doing a MADE FOR TV MOVIE IN CANADA. There's your clue right there.
So Dean leaves his wife and CHILDREN for Tori Spelling. ok ok, this might not be gold digger material. BUT THEN (the plot thickens) THEY DO A REALITY TELEVISION SHOW ABOUT THEIR LIFE TOGETHER. OMGGGGGGGGGG.
I mean really, after putting your respectful spouses though that kind of humiliation, I would call it love if they lived peacefully in a little town in New Hampshire, but they have cameras following them all around Hollywood. HELLO? God digger if I ever saw one, DEAN.
And I think Tori is just happy for some male attention that she doesn't get it. She is actually kind of cute in the show. ahh, I have such a soft spot for Tori. Especially the scene where she goes to the farmers market with her baby daughter and nurse Patti and a crazy "fan" comes up and starts harrasing her about being a natural blonde. HAHA. ahhh, if only I could get that clip on youtube it's truly funny.
Heather Mills
Alot of people do not care for Heather Mills. I agree, too, that she can be a See You Next Tuesday with a captital C, she is hilarious when you step back and look at her. She is so freaking full of herself!! When she went on Dancing with the Stars, she was described as a "Philanthropist." Ha and Ha!
She also has a bizarre face. I wouldn't call that face pretty, would you? and she has terrible hair. In my book there is no excuse for marrying for money and then having shitty hair. Epic FAIL there.When I succeed at gold-digging, I'm going to have hair like Jessica Simpson circa the good years.
Anne Boleyn
Girlfriend knew what she was doing, although it kinda got messy in the end, she knew what she was after.
Melania Trump
How gorgeous is this photograph? She is maybe one of the greatest Gold Diggers of All because she got married and had a baby right away. Solid. A Child ensures that you will always get $$$. I find Donald Trump actually kind of funny too, I'm sure sex with him isn't the greatest thing EVUH, but hey, he seems like he has a sense of humor.
Apparently, Melania is a straight up bitch too. A few of my friends sat near her and Donald Trump at a Broadway show in NYC. Donald Trump was nice and signed autographs but Melania was too good for that, and she stormed out and didn't talk to anyone like the hot gold digger she is.
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