So it's Friday and I'm sitting at work and I could be doing work...but it's Friday afternoon and it's raining and I would much rather be at home watching old episodes of Beverly Hills 90210 than sitting here pretending to be entering data, or even worse, actually entering data! Here are a few things that can easily entertain you while sitting at a desk, cubicle, office, library carrel, etc. on a rainy Friday like today.
Dina Lohan's Twitter Account
HAHAHAHAHAHA. What a psycho. First of all, I HATE mothers that spend all the time talking about how great their children are when they clearly are huge spoiled F-ck ups but the parents cannot see that. I think sometimes my mother is like that, I could totally see her at work yapping on and on and on again about how great my brother and I are but yet, I am still living at home and my brother recently got an underage drinking citation. Dina Lohan is the absolute worst of these mothers. I've her the most cracked-out quotes about how "smart" Lindsay and Aliana (p.s. what a white trash name) are. OH MY GOD. Lindsay Lohan may be pretty. She may be talented. She may be really good at snorting cocaine. But, by all needs, she is NOT smart. AT ALL. I think if I acted like Lindsay, even my own mother would not call me "smart."
Enough of my ranting, anyway, Dina Lohan's twitter page is highlarious with a capital H. She rants on and on about Linday's privacy being invaded and so and so, and blah blah blah. It's awesome. The Lohan's are the trashiest family in America.
Rachel Zoe's new internet shenanigans.
So all the sudden, one of my idols, Rachel Zoe got all tech-savvy and has her own DAILY email and a QVC line, which you can peruse and purchase stuff. I'm seriously THIS CLOSE to buying this faux-fur vest off her QVC site.
OH NO! I just bought it! Oh shiz! well, see, that's how addictive Rachel Zoe on QVC online is. AND i did get a little bit of an adrenaline rush going when I bought so maybe I even burned some calories? 2 birds my friend.
Make a profile on Chemistry.comMake a profile on Chemistry.com but don't pay for it! Daz crazy, its easy to pick up total loser guys anyway, you do not have to pay for it! BUT it IS worth the half hour or so you will spend answering multiple choice questions about your personality and dating preferences. THEN when you have made a profile, and don't even have a photograph, chemistry.com will send you emails that are like "Ben has noticed you, why not pay $$$ in order to see his profile and maybe find your one true love?" Ok, so I take what I can get, but every time I get one of those emails, it's a confidence booster. I mean, I don't even have a picture up and already all these guys want to go on dates with me? WIN WIN.
Watching famous scenes from classic television shows on youtube
I'm not a huge youtube person. In fact, I firmly believe that you tube, like facebook, has seriously gone down the tubes in terms of coolness. When you hear about youtube videos on the 6:00 National News, you know YOUtube has become a thing of standard, which makes it lame, like facebook. I hate facebook now because I use it for work, and that makes me sad. What happened to the days of making facebook groups like "OMG I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT I PEE'D THE BED?" and you never had to worry about your boss or your mom see you created that. LAME. I actually had to sit though a marketing lecture about how facebook was the future for companies. DOUBLE LAMENESS.
ANYWAYS, youtube is getting lame. BUT youtube is really fun to watch classes highlights from tv shows like Dynasty, Beverly Hills 90210, Dallas, Melrose Place, My So Called Life, Clarrisa Explains it All, Sex and the City, etc. etc. etc. (you know how much I love TV). Recently I finally watched the famous lily pad pond catfight scene between Alexis and Krystle from Dynasty. On silent. It was awesome. Then I forwarded it to some people from work. That was funny.
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